Five Biggest Leeks of 2025 (Satirical Stories)
2025 was a great year for Montgomery Leek. Our readership grew by 38 percent! Although we expanded into non-satirical entertainment, lifestyle and politics reporting, our humor content still caught the most views. Ranked by readership with links in the headlines, here are the top 5 satirical Leeks of 2025:
1. MCPS Changes Graduation Plans after Parent Uprising
Parent pushback at MCPS plan to hold all high school graduations at UMBC results in pivot to use new White House ballroom instead.
A discovery that crabs are sentient creatures spurs the county council to mandate precooking euthanization rules and outlaw live steaming or boiling.
Following a rebrand of Rockville Town Square to "The Square", the city decided to simplify its brand as well as and emerged as "City Of."
A video appearing to show an alligator cruising the surface of a Germantown pond didn't yield any reptile captures, but a few days later the mystery was ‘solved.’
In this utopian parody, Marc Elrich spearheads the construction of the western extension of the ICC, completing an interstate highway from Prince George's to Loudoun.
Publisher’s Note: Montgomery Leek receives generous support from Headlight Restoration Montgomery for its publishing expenses. Hit them up to ensure more Leeks in 2026, beautify your ride, and see at night!
